In an effort to take my mind of a certain 2-year-old screaming and kicking the door during his naptime (and boy - does that make me grumpy!) I will write some funny things he's said in the last few days. And then I'll go hide outside to stop me from spanking him (which I kind of feel like doing but will. not. do.)
Gavin: What is this?
Mom: It's an envelope.
G: But what does it do for?
M: Morning, Gav.
G. Mom, where you goed?
M: To exercise.
G: Oh. My dad's home and my mom's home.
M: Please don't touch that right now.
G: Just a teeny tiny touch.
After touching something he knows he probably shouldn't have been touching:
G: I won't touch this anymore. (hiding the thing he won't touch anymore behind his back with both hands.)
G: Can I have some lem-um-made?
See, he can be cute. And in that time he's stopped screaming. I feel better already. Now let's hope he falls asleep.
3 comments:
too funny! I love all the stuff kids say, Josh says more scary stuff than cute.
Cute, cute, cute! And though my kids need naps, I need them to nap even more. So glad he fell asleep.
The day Cohen stops taking naps, I will sob. And if it's anytime soon, he probably won't make it through alive bc I need his nap break more than be does. Am I the only one with a kid that cries at everything. All day. Fake crying. Can't handle it. Oh it's a good thing they have their super cute and adorable moments :)
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